Yesterday, I had one roll left that I didn't give to Sophie. I have not had fresh white bread for a long time. So I lost my resolve and ate it. It was good. But.

OH GOD I AM NEVER EATING WHITE BREAD AGAIN IN MY LIFE, NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER. I woke up TWICE last night and my stomach was hurting so badly each time it was almost enough to make me cry. IT IS NOT WORTH IT. No matter how good it is at the time, I pay for it very soon after.
Just one freaking roll, and I feel like I've been repeatedly punched INSIDE my stomach.
Damn you white bread. You and you're alluring charms. I hate you.

I'm going to go and see the Speed Racer movie.
Don't judge me. THAT SHOW WAS IN MY CHILDHOOD. Plus, Bi is in it. And there's the monkey. And well.... CHYCAIT BONDING.

She made this: http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=2926&e=126588
It's Speed Racer beautiful rainbow vomit!!

Cait: How is plushie's hair looking?
Chy: He looks like a nun cause I can't get the back right 8D;;
Cait: Oh no~ If taking and uploading photos didn't seem to be such a mission for you, I'd ask for a picture.
Chy: Well he doesn't have a face yet :D so if you can imagine a flesh-colored ginger bread man shape, with a brown nun veil on...


That is so frightening...

I am so drunk right now. Ahahahahaha......haaaaaahaha~~
I'm logged in as Kamapi right now, yes. Okay, cool. We're taking some realy really fucked up photos~~
And I'm finishing Sylvia's wine for her pbut se doesn't knoooooow~ On no, she did. :D I got caught~ Fufufu.
I'kk post the photos tomorrow. I nearl wrote poto... he.
God they're funny. i made Sylvia a salad tonight! But we had no abovadoe.... Wow, tht spelling of avocado just failed so badly. Hah.

I have a box of raspberry and lime popsicals!! This makes me content.
They are better than sex.

My cat was just lying on my bed, with her head stretched out and lying on the mattress, completely unsupported by her paws or anything.
She looked stupid. So I took a picture of it with my cellphone.
It's my wallpaper now.
So now I can open my phone and see Sugar looking retarded wherever I go.

I never searched for, or intended to find, the embodiment of epic fail, but somehow, I did.

Now whenever people say in front of me, "You fail epically" or "That is made of epic fail" I can think, "Pwned, biash. I know of fail more epic."
And it shall be a victory both sweet and bitter. :P

I wrote a story. It feels a bit like a children's story, I guess, but... I don't know if children would get it.
Anyway, without further ado.


( The House )

I'm wondering about posting it in my fic journal, since it technically is fiction. Just not fanfiction. I mean, it's not a crime. I probably should.

We went to the botanic gardens today, after I finally dragged myself out of bed. Made blackberry muffins for lunch before I went. We walked around a bit. The roses are out~ ♥ なんかロマンチックな感じだった~~ ♥♥♥
And the wind blew water from the fountain in my face too. ^^; AndIsawyoulaughingatme. Don'tpretendyouweren't.
... :) Not that I'm really mad. Not really~

Then I came home and mom asked me to make bread for dinner, so I did.
Now I feel quite at peace and warm inside~ It was a good day.

Sobu, your phone interview is/was today, right?
GOOD LUCK. ARASHI AND PARTICULARLY NINO WISH YOU ALL THE BEST!!
And, well. Yeah, I do too. Obviously. :P

So Ryo and Uchi are appearing on the covers of TV magazines in Japan for Isshun no Kaze ni nare.
It's been a long wait. But after two and a half years, they're finally together again.
There's nothing like two lovers "brothers" best friends been united after a long, long break. :)
Missed you, Uchi dorkface. :)

ETA:

Have looked at the whole photo shoots.
One of their back together, and already with gigantic phallic implications. As in the implications are gigantic. Not the phallic objects themselves.

And Ryo-chan? I have not seen you look so... so comfortable and happy and clingy like this in photo shoots for so, so long. I've seen it occasionally on a page or two per shoot, but... I don't know. It's hard to describe. But in pretty much every picture you two took together, you're just smiling away and touching Uchi and clinging, and... I don't know.
You're smiling so much. I almost every single picture where you're not posing to have a look other than a smile, you're wearing that face-splitting grin of yours that terrifies the fuck out of me. But I'm glad to see it. You just look... you just look so happy. And that makes me happy.

Sylvia's coming over tonight, and she's going to bring Sims 2 with her.
We're going to make a family with 3 people in it.
Hillbilly Hooker (a.k.a, Sylvia)
Fagslut II (a.k.a, Caitlin)
And Siaoy (a.k.a, Sian)

:) I wonder what our last name should be? How do you satisfactorily mix Rumble and Gilbert-Potts? Gilrumpotts? Haha, oh man, that's a really crap name... W! Rumgilb. Rumpotts? Oh man, our names are gay when they're merged... Pottrum? Gilrum... HAHAHAHA GILBRUMP. That one's so bad we may have to use it....
Man we're too cool. And our nicknames for each other would be... Hooker, Fag, and Siao...

Ayeshah, we don't think you're going to pass your exams, so we're giving you 8 weeks to leave the house, after which we're kicking you out.
Because when your parents don't think you're going to pass exams, the best thing to do to you is put you under pressure, and make you leave your own home. Just to, you know, ENSURE you don't pass. What a great idea.
Also.
"If she passes her exams, we should let her come back." "No, we shouldn't. That would just give her a place to slouch around."
Hahaha. Yeah. Sure. And if by slouch around, you mean doing your own work for you and taking care of her younger brothers, while you go to your precious jobs that mean more to you than your own children, yeah, she is slouching around.
I'll love to see how you cope with taking care of the boys once she's gone, since you do it so little yourselves.
I wonder how long it'll take, before you end up hiring a nanny.
You're pathetic.

I got a B+ over all for LALS101!! YAY. I didn't expect to do so well. :) Now I just have Jap and Korean to be assessed. Hopefully I passed Korean okay, considering that I never handed in my homework, due to missing the last ever tut, and I never sent her recordings of the narrations. ^^; Homework... yeah, that's bad. Narrations? :D; They seemed so pointless, I was like, "...................... nah."

BUT YEAH. LALS! B+!! Over all!! Sweetness!! Hehe, I must've done okay with the rest of my things that I was too scared to pick up if I got a B+, because I got a C on one of my assessments, hahaha, because I got a little confused, and they didn't like the fact that I wrote something that I actually had to use my brain for. :) w.

I'm writing my application essay right now.

I looked up the word for prestigious school. I put the word into google to check it was okay, and this was the 5th result that came up.
"KAT-TUN赤西仁“セレブ高校生”で連ドラ単独初主演- KAT－TUN留言 ..."

:D これって運命かな？

★~♥~*~SOBU~*~♥~★.

Ganbatte! Ganbatte! Do up your button!! I love you! :D Good luck!

Got a B+ on my LALS test. For barely any study, that's not bad. At least something's going right for me.

Today I, in Sophie's words, leeked Meety well. :)
He was very nice. I got cold, and he leant me his jacket. We went to see the Chinese navy ship (It is one right? We're both equally unknowing) and then we walked around a bit. He told me that he fakes being Japanese, and talks in a low tone to pretend to be one. ^^; But then accidentally says, "Itadakimasu!" in a really high tone to his female co-worker. :D;;

Then he took me to dinner, and he paid for me. :3 That was really nice of him, I was really touched. XD And then we went to a cafe, since I was still cold. And we talked a lot. He told me more about meeting Sophie for the first time. XD;
"Do you know me your phone number?" I actually laughed forever and a day. Funniest thing -ever-. He is such a crack up. And actually nice beyond belief. I'm glad we got to hang out today. I'm surprised it wasn't awkward. I mean, usually when I'm only meeting someone for the third time (and properly for the 2nd time) I'm really shy and awkward, but we talked well, and it was good. :) He's really sweet. n.n; And when I was still cold, he was like, "You should do the jacket up if you're cold!" and then zipped it up for me, and walked me to the bus stop.

I am very impressed with him and his kindess. He's a nice boy. :3

I AM LISTENING TO THE FULL RADIO RIP VERSION OF WEEEEK RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW.
ALSO. CHIRARIZUMU. "HEY BOY"? HEY BOY WHAT. HAHAHA. I LOVE YOU KOYASHIGE. I LOVE YOU LIFE. YOU ARE SO GOOD TO ME.
I HAVE TESTS? DO I HAVE TESTS? WHAT TESTS? I HAVE NEWS. I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
AHHHHHH. AAAAAAHHHHHHH.
One day, I am going to be singing these songs in a karaoke room in Japan. I don't know when that day will be. But it's coming. And I can almost tell that Shige's solo part is going to be a nightmare when it comes for him to sing it in concert. ^^;; I don't know why, but I get this feeling.
OH MY GOD. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PV. PLEASE LET THERE BE HAPPINESS AND JOY AND BOUNCING AND BOY GROPING. OMG. OMG! I WONDER IF IT'S GOING TO BE BASED ON THE COVER OF THE.... RE/LE DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHICH YET MAN PEOPLE ARE DUMB. OH WELL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. KEI-CHAN THANK YOU SO MUCH. I ALWAYS GET GOOD THINGS THE DAY AFTER K-CHAN NEWS BROADCAAAAAAAAASTS~~ *Rolls*
Okay, stopping now.

Tagged time~~

1. Post the first Johnny's song you ever heard (a link to youtube/veoh, or post a download link to the song, whatever). If you don't remember the first one, then use your favorite instead ^^
2. Post the first Johnny's group you got into. Maybe a story about how it happened? ^^
3. Post the name of your favorite Johnny's group ever
4. TAG PEEPS. Because it is delightful to do so.

1.
The first songs I heard were Arashi ones, back in '04, but I can't remember for the life of me... So here's the first song I remember hearing.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZIP2yiYD-es <-- Mitsumeru tabi ni koi~ :D I told Chy that I'd found boy-sexing pictures of this group called NEWS, and she was like, "Hay, I have songs by them" and sent me Cherish and Teppen.

2.
The first group I *really* got into, knowing all the members names and faces was Kanjani8. I spent so long trying to memorize who was who, and had considerable trouble telling Maruyama, Yasu, Hina and Ohkura apart at first. I don't know why I chose K8, but I did. Maybe it was because they were so naka ga ii. :)

3.
NEWS, hands down. ^^ I'll definitely love NEWS forever~ Koyama and Shige, Tegoshi and Masuda. XD I have a special place in my heart for all of you~

4.
.... Pan/pancreatic? Can you be bothered? XD;